I’d intended for my first post to start like this:

“12 years ago, I started this blog. I was in college at the University of Minnesota and, though I was pursuing a degree in Chemical Engineering, I found myself more passionate about writing lab reports than performing lab work; more excited learning about the history (and future) of the Internet than learning about organic compounds. And so it began.”

Then, I was going to excuse 19-year-old me for being, well, nineteen, and go ahead and post the archive of the old Technosaur Eats Lady blog. But then I remembered that 23-year-old semi-privacy-obsessed software engineer me scrubbed the Internet clean of the old musings. I guess I’ll start fresh.